by Jimi-Keith White
Car accidents and poisoned food poisoning is the sort of thing we can assume would fall under the purview of the United States Department of Agriculture.
But lately, there have been another — more serious — set of medical problems that have landed at the feet of our own Justice Department.
President Obama’s Team of Experts agreed that the entire news media was run by a giant, national conspiracy that had been working against our government for decades.
Apparently, they’ve decided that is true – and sent an in-depth memo to the president explaining that in a world of Facebook, Twitter, Google and Facebook, they’re out of their damn minds!
Clearly, someone has been doing some serious reading over at the White House.
Shortly after I got my press credential, I noticed there were scores of appointments, persons of interest and old friends – no name has been mentioned – sitting in the room where I work.
The idea that the executive branch could sit around looking for someone to read out to them about the truth of things – as if we haven’t discovered many such things on our own — is disturbing at best.
My biggest concern is the idea that someone’s been looking for someone to make the next movie. I think this is bullshit. The future of our nation is better left in hands that know the truth, not movies.
It is becoming painfully clear that top administration officials – including former vice president Joe Biden – don’t know the truth.
Barack Obama said with great pride in 2007 that he had no “official political plans” after leaving the White House, but of course this turned out to be a huge lie that helped keep voters enthralled, entertained and giving their money to an effort to bring the emperor down from his lofty perch.
I’m afraid that the same will happen with the soon-to-be former vice president.
The only time the former vice president had any power was in the White House Situation Room. Then, it was only because the White House believed it was in their best interest to find the man some useful game – and he never had any skills whatsoever.
The man who called himself “The Irish Jedi Knight,” and whose “Proud To Be Vice President” bumper sticker we used to put on cars is out in the country trying to win election for president.
But there are limits to what the old navy blue vest can and can’t do.
Biden hasn’t exactly closed up shop just yet. In fact, he’s just started his new campaign and is talking like he’s still a contender. He seems to forget that we’ve had two powerhouses in this country after Barack Obama:
By the way, both Bill Clinton and Barack Obama had successes — of varying degrees of seriousness — who had personalities that allowed them to win the White House, and found it in their own interest to remain in the background.
Biden’s personality is essentially a replica of Obama’s. I think it’s time for him to sit back down, shut up and take some time off. He should be allowed to spend some quality time with his granddaughter.
As Biden sat there during the recent Democratic National Convention, his face turned to white as the eyes narrowed and he looked as if he was about to punch someone out. In his mind, I imagine, he was really excited to hear the “new” new person, “fresh new voice” speak.
Let’s hope Joe Biden learned something from this experience. Because after watching him talking and looking at a Republican candidate who can actually talk and looks like someone who can actually run a country, I’m going to vote for the guy.
Let’s hope so.